Trail cams... they're good for catching deer, racoons, mountain lions, and the infamous chupacabra. Which one is this? Is this what the chupacabra looks like? Is that how they look in thier natural habatat? Hands in pockets, large bags, knock off camo hats?
-spoken in crocodile hunter's voice.. slight whisper
OR golf announcer
Mr. Chupacabra we would like to talk to you, ask you about your early morning adventures. Were you on the prowl? Were you hunting for chupacabra food? Did you see anyone acting suspiciously? What do chupacabras eat anyway?
Also the most important question here is, "Are jackalopes real?"
And as always.. we just sit around with our feet up drinking coffee and eating powered donuts so we need you to do ALL our work for us, go way out on limb, send us a private message, with a name if you know who this is. We will then send you through 20 weeks of training, give you a gun, a baton, a taser, some bullets (some only get one, don't be that guy), a vest, and whistle then slap you on the back, kick your butt out the door, and say good luck buddy you're a cop now. It's gonna be easy peasy.
Not saying he did anything wrong just saying we need to talk to him. LIke, really need to talk to him about how his knock off camo hat does not go with that bag, especially after Labor day.
Sometimes you just have to tell yourself it's not worth the jail time.