Back in October, a work truck was stolen from the Circle K store on Spirit Lake Road in Thy Haven of Winter, while the driver was in the store. As the driver saw the thief backing up the truck, the driver ran toward the truck. The thief drove directly at the driver, but missed him. Inside the truck were some business checks which proved too tempting for the truck thief. Yep, he tried to cash one at Amscot, and of course you have to show legal ID to do that. So, our suspect was identified as Kevin. Sometimes, we hate to admit, some thieves make it easy on our detectives. Very thoughtful of them. When deputies finally found Kev (with the stolen truck in his yard, of course), Kev admitted that he knew the truck was stolen, but he didn’t steal it...because, he added, he can’t drive. Things that make you go hmmmm….. When asked why he didn’t report the truck as being stolen to the cops, Kev said it was because he does not like the police. That hurts, Kevin. Kevin was arrested. Not for hating the police, but for a smorgasbord of crimes. There were charges for Grand Theft Motor Vehicle, Regular ol’ Grand Theft, Felony Petit Theft, Forgery, Uttering a Forged Instrument - and the big one, Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon.* Kevin’s criminal history resembles the Golden State Warriors record after the NBA All-Star break at 48-8. Only, instead of wins and losses, Kevin has felonies and misdemeanors. As in, 48 felonies and 8 misdemeanors. He has been to Florida State Prison four times! We're hoping he'll be incarcerated in the big house a fifth time, and hopefully that one will be an extended stay. #PCSO #KevinsWordsCutDeep #ShowingYourIdentificationToCommitYourCrimes #WeJustPutHimOver50Felonies #WootWoot #PuttingKevInJail #ForgedInstrumentsAreNotTubas #KevShouldReallyFindANewLineOfWork *Editor's note: at the time this was drafted in Oct, the suspect had a pending aggravated assault with a deadly weapon charge, in reference to attempting to hit the victim with the vehicle; the suspect was booked in on the theft & forgery charges and has since bonded out; the aggravated assault charge has been filed against him.